Tom Turkey’s family receives the horrific news,”…and then they stuffed breadcrumbs up his WHAT!?!” Happy Thanksgiving
Health & Happiness to Y/you all! I am Thankful for the kind out pouring of prayers, concern, well wishes & love.
This looks like My cat Thunder! I still miss him after 15 years. He had green eyes and jet black fur that grew out from pure white underneath. That trait is called Smoke. Where he was shaved on his front leg for neutering grew out snow white in the shape of a thunderbolt. Extra cool.
And Thunder was the coolest cat. Acted like a dog, sat up, rolled over, fetched, did lots of clever, entertaining tricks. He would lay on his back like this and look at Me too. Thunder also liked to sit on the top of the sofa back to the side of My head and flick My ear with just the tip of his tail. I swear he was cat laughing at Me.
I found him as a very young kitten, too young to be weened. It was the night I came home from taking My 3 and 7 year old sons to the airport for the first of many heart braking returns to their new out of state home. It was the end of summer in Chandler Arizona (near Phoenix). We were having a typical sever August monsoon. I heard this frantic tiny mew piercing the wind and thunder. I spotted him in a flash of lightning. This handful of fur was trembling under a neighbors shrub soaking wet.
Thunder got Me through missing My boys for years.
PS- to My followers: I realize this is not My typical sexy post, but I am more than just a horny, sex driven blogger. Besides, it is a photo of a beautiful pussy. +winks+
(Source: weheartit.com)
Anonymous asked: I'm 22 & started self-injuring at 15. I've been on Prozac, Zoloft, & Klonopin & seen many therapists for my depression. I haven't hurt myself out of anger/sadness for 2yrs, but now I've got a new problem. Along the way I got the pain mixed up with sex & now when I masturbate I can't orgasm unless I hurt myself. Eg: choking, cutting, piercing, scratching. I feel bad because it's like relapsing with my old behavior but if it's for a different goal is that okay? I feel like I'm alone & crazy :(
Thank you for sharing such a personnel issues with Me. (I see no other way to respond to your anonymous inquiry except to publish My reply on the public time line. So I will.) I admire your courage to look for help. I presume you’re contacting Me in response to My posting: http://MasterfuLRandymanCunnilingusham.tumblr.com/post/9832082243/you-promised-precious#notes
This is intended as encouragement for a loved one. I hope she accepts it in the spirit of sincere concern in which I made it.
So see, you are not alone or crazy. I had two other similar inquiries. Though I do not struggle with this particular challenge Myself, I have loved ones who do. Nor am I a professional therapist. I understand it is a very hard cycle to brake, like quitting smoking. When you cum your brain releases endorphin which reinforces the behavior as does the pleasure of the orgasm.
Well done modifying your behavior to not hurt your self out of anger or sadness. But you realize it is a slippery slope. Stopping all together is healthiest. Regardless of the goal it is still harmful and risky. Here is a repost of the risks and link for advise:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/self-injury/DS00775
Self-injury can cause a variety of complications, including:
-
Worsening feelings of shame, guilt and low self-esteem.
-
Infection, either from your wounds or from sharing implements.
-
Life-threatening problems, such as blood loss if major blood vessels or arteries are cut.
-
Accidental or deliberate suicide. You may unintentionally injure yourself fatally, especially if you injure yourself while under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs. You’re also at higher risk of deliberately taking your own life.
-
Permanent scars or disfigurement.
Potentially fatal behavior is particularly risky with your choking to cum: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1866.html
Now that you have contacted Me we have a relationship, we are friends.
I care about you. I want you to talk to your therapist about this. In the mean time I need you to stop choking yourself to climax and if you cut to cum I want you to tell Me or another caring supportive friend who can encourage you to keep trying to be health. I want you to be creative about alternatives to braking your skin. Try using clamps. The point of release can be quite intense. Try ripping off a strip of tape, duck tape, packing tape, medical tape… Can you get off by slapping or whipping yourself or snapping yourself with a rubber band around your upper thigh or in the genitals?
I hope I’ve helped. I do want to hear from you again soon. As I say in My bio, I believe We have evolved or were designed as whole thinking, feeling sexual beings. To deny our sexuality and ignore ones sexual urges is to fall short of embracing the intention of our existence. I have very few limits when I comes to sex but intentionally brake the skin and inflicting harm is one of them for the reasons posted.
I wish you well My friend. You can do this! Do let Me know how you are doing.
Your friend,
always, Randy
Precious,
Remember you promised Me. Know I am not squeamish. Blood does not bother Me. I’ve worked in a morgue and was a phlebotomist. I care about your well-being.
I understand you want to stop feeling your heart pain. I know you want to feel other things. Feel how you are adored and valued by Me and others. Feel how much you are loved Precious.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/self-injury/DS00775
Self-injury can cause a variety of complications, including:
- Worsening feelings of shame, guilt and low self-esteem.
- Infection, either from your wounds or from sharing implements.
- Life-threatening problems, such as blood loss if major blood vessels or arteries are cut.
- Accidental or deliberate suicide. You may unintentionally injure yourself fatally, especially if you injure yourself while under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs. You’re also at higher risk of deliberately taking your own life.
- Permanent scars or disfigurement.
(Source: subrosa-life)
She disappointed Daddy…
Papa is displeased Precious.
(Hurt, deeply. But I still Love you, always will.)
(Source: wolfgangparker.blogspot.com)
Photo: with a #RandyBedtimeStory
by @MstrfuLRandyman,
for @DaddySunday and #FuckToyFriday
#RBS #DaddySunday #FTF
Papa’s Precious Fisting
I come to My bed My Precious, you are there, where I want you. You lay, resting, waiting for Me to use you. You look so peaceful, sweet and small curled up on Papa’s big king-size bed. I abruptly grab your hips, pulling you on to your knees. You reflexively start to prop yourself up on your hands. I manipulate you like a rag doll. I knock your arms out from under you. I press My palm down firmly against your back at your shoulder blades.
“I want your cunt! Ass up, face down to the mattress. Arms out to your sides.”
I shove your knees apart. Then slowly stroke the back of My right hand up your inner thigh until I reach your pussy. I watch your cunt lips flare with anticipation. I thrust a single finger into your fuck hole. You moan. I hold it there.
“Who does your cunt belong to?”, I demand.
“YOU!” you quickly gasp, ”PLEASE, USE ME PAPA!”
I begin drawing My finger slowly in and out of your tunnel. I add a second finger as your pussy moistens. I watch your clit harden. You start to rock your hips. I slap your ass hard, repeatedly.
“Hold still slut! This is for My pleasure. Not yours!” you whimper quietly. I smile at your sounds.
Your whore cunt is soaking wet. Your pussy is flushed rosy pink, glistening and swelled. I add a third finger for a few strokes than a forth. You gasp and rock forward almost pulling My hand out of your cum hole.
“I told you to fucking hold still!” I beat your ass till it’s red as I hold My four fingers as deep as I can in your pussy. My hand is covered in your sexy slime. My room smells of your horny cunt. I breath you in as I work My thumb into your cunt along side My other four fingers. Your whining, gasping for breath, clutching at the sheets but resisting pulling away. I watch as your hungry cunt swallows My fist to My wrist.
I hold still watching you tense every muscle, taking the pain of My intrusion. You are crying, “Please, please-” you’re trembling uncontrollably from the intense fullness in your cunt.
“Please, what slut?” I slap your ass with hard rapid smacks. This snaps you back to your place in the situation. You swallow and take a controlled breath. You stop trembling and strengthen your posture. “Please fist fuck this cunt.”
I slowly unclinch My fist inside you. You are panting. A layer of sweat covers your ass and back. Tears just stream from your eyes. I extent My fingers inside your tight cocoon, spreading and wiggle them. You sob, “Yes. Yes, fuck, YES!” I relax My hand and press into your cunt deep and firm. You belt out a long primal moan as you clutch the sheets in both fists. Your legs start trembling again. I smack your ass. Whack, whack, whack. “Squeeze My hand with your cunt slut.”
It doesn’t register. your mind is a drift in painful pleasure. Smack, smack, smack - “I said, fucking squeeze your slutty cunt around My hand you fucking whore.”, as I continue to slap your ass until you comply.
You force yourself to focus and clinch your cunt down around the mass within your core. I wiggle My hand inside you. Once again you start to tremble blurting out a guttural moan. Gasping, between sobs, “Oh, god - so - fucking - full.” You arch your ass up to meet My thrust.
“That’s it…”, I encourage you while slowly pulling back on My arm. Then push forward again. I build a steady rhythm the stop abruptly. You are whimpering as you pant. I withdraw My fist entirely from your drenched cunt. You look over your shoulder at Me with questioning hungry eyes. “Flip BITCH.”
You quickly get onto your back laying your head down in the drool spot you made. You look to Me for direction. “Do you want more slut?”
You nod emphatically, “Yes Papa, your slut wants more.”
“Then give Me your cunt you fucking whore.”
You throw your head back and draw your knees up beside your breasts and tilt your pelvis up to Me.
I bring My hand down with a smack directly on your sex. You gasp and flinch. ”Ask Papa nice slut, what do you say Precious?”
“Please Sir, fill this cunt with Your fist.”
“That’s better Precious Gurl.” I begin sawing the side of My hand up and down through your slit from your clit to your cum hole. Then I thrust two fingers back inside your cunt. I enjoy watching you squirm as I pump them in and out of you. I and a third finger as I increase My thrusts. I begin to slow and transition to from thrust to stroking at your G-spot with all three fingers. You are dancing on the end of My hand, arching your back, clawing at the sheets. I reach up and slap your breast. ”Hey slut, look at Me!”
You still yourself and make eye contact. I smile at you and place My thumb and pinky and the mouth of your fuck hole. I stare into your eyes as I press all five fingers into you. You throw you head back once again and slap at the mattress. SMACK, SMACK, I slap your breast again. You raise your head up again and look intently into My eyes as My fist is engulfed by your cunt. I slowly press My fist deep into your core. Your mouth gaps open you pant heavily. I spread My fingers as wide as I can. You begin to tear and release another primal moan. “Fuck. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck…” Tears streaming down your cheeks. I draw My fingers together again then flare them out to the max again. You scream, “Oh Papa, so full. It feels so good. Fist ME Papa please. Make this cunt cum!”
I smile as I ball up My fist and begin to piston My arm forward and back, forward and back. I steadily increase My pumping speed. “Lay back Precious, Papa is going to make you cum baby.” You nod and lay back, letting your legs fall wide open with your knees falling to your sides. You are whimpering and panting heavily, arching your back, rocking your hips.
I begin grinding My fist up into your G-spot. You claw at the sheets and clutch at them in both your fists as you writhe on My bed. Your legs are trembling. ”May I cum Papa? Please…”
“Not yet.” I glare at yoy and wiggle My fist as I watch you try to not cum without permission. I smile and say, “Ok Precious, NOW, cum My fucking slut.” You throw your head forward and let out a long loud guttural keening moan. Your cunt spasms and clinches around My hand as your juices spurt out around My wrist. You rock your head from side to side. You are sobbing, “Oh, oh Papa, fuck, oh, oh, god…”. You collapse on the bed. Your legs twitching. I hold My hand still with you as your womb pulses with your heartbeat around My fist. Your breathing is deep and labored. You release the sheets balled in your fist and clutch them again several times then relax your fists.
I gently withdraw My hand from your pussy. I bend down and kiss you lightly on your pretty pink clitoris. You shiver. I crawl up your body, turn your head toward Me and look at you face to face. I kiss your lips. “Good Gurl Precious Papa Loves you.” You wrap your legs around My hips, locking them at your ankles, pulling against your hips and throw your arms around My neck pulling Me to your chest. “I love my Papa.”
This work should be considered copyright 2011.
Feel free to repost, reblog or archive it as long as My story remains intact or unmodified.
And My contact information is attached: MstrfulRandyman@Gmail.com and
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/RandyBedTimestory and
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/MasterfuLRandymanCunnilingusham
a good spanking followed by some nice cock sucking followed by a mini-spanking. and then off to bed for a good fuck in her bum. but we didn’t film that last part.
some things are still private. ;-p
My kind of sexy, erotic spanking!
Via little miss spankypants
The raw sexual energy between this couple is palpable.
Fucking Awesome!
(Btw, she reminds Me of Natalie Woods. I’ve a huge, life long crush on her.)
(Source: hot-gifs)
About me
We have evolved or were designed as whole thinking, feeling sexual beings. To deny our sexuality and ignore ones sexual urges is to fall short of embracing the intention of our existence.
- I want this to be a mutally gratifing experiance; get me your best question and I'll give you my best answer.
- Submit to me anything that turns you on.
- Masterful Cunnilingus
